Love is a four-letter word
Love is a four-letter word,
though It’s not the worst that I’ve heard;
some of the other four-letter words, they’re no so nice,
they’re bland and boring, set me snoring, are similar to wood, and just like rice.
Just like rice
Just like rice
they are bland and boring
just like R.I.C.E. Rice.
I met a man from China
I made him lovely food,
he said my fayre was awful
I thought that that was rude;
I told him he was ungrateful
I think I told him twice;
he just looked at me,
and said ‘I just like rice.’
Just like rice,
Just like rice;
that little man
looked up to me
and told me
he liked R.I.C.E. Rice.