isn’t near to extinction,
has never done an unpraiseworthy deed in its non-life;
or won a badge of distinction;
but, has lived a life of blameless charm.
if you ever meet one, please let me know,
what one looks like,
and how big it will grow.
Until then, I shall refrain from purchasing a Wampanoag –
and, by doing so, it will surely do me no harm.