A very short song about the plight of carrots and parsnips in water.
It’s in standard tuning and uses the chords Gmaj / Cmaj / Gmaj, even though it is quite a sad song.
G is the Root Note (as is C)
If you use drop D tuning it sounds slightly like Nickleback.
Here it is:
Singing: carrots sink…
and parsnips float.
You can let the final Gmaj on ‘float’ ring to extend the song for a few seconds more – or not, if you are stuck for time.