”Say Cheese!” @ILoveSayCheese @PortEliotFestival
If you’re feeling hungry
at a festival;
and you need a bite to eat,
and you want what’s best of all…
look around – with your eyes,
walk around – with your feet;
and look out for the shocking yellow shack:
“Where is it?
Look! There it is!”
There’s a smiling one out front,
a hard-working crew out back;
they’ll cook you a fine Cheese Toastie,
or a delicious Cheese ‘n’ Mac.
(it really should be, a ‘Mac ‘n’ Cheese’, you see;
but, for a rhyme, that, creates a lack).
And it’s not cheese as you know it,
it’s one hundred percent plant-based;
so no dairy, hairy-faced lies –
and gorgeous they do taste.
And I almost thought I heard them say:
“Our ‘Cheese’ is so cool,
it could almost walk on water!”
and if they didn’t say that, then they oughta.