Nobody Likes Me 😢
Nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
just ‘cause I eat words;
long thin hairy ones,
short fat juicy ones,
bite all the sense off,
take all the meaning out,
is what I do with words.
By the Book (sic)
Bardly Writ
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The Importance of Being Useless?
Graeme you’ve put me in mind of this satirical Randy Newman song, I don’t know if you’ve come across it? Here are the lyrics.
No one likes us I don’t know why We may not be perfect But heaven knows we try But all around Even our old friends put us down Let’s drop the big one And see what happens We give them money But are they grateful No, they’re spiteful And they’re hateful They don’t respect us So let’s surprise them We’ll drop the big one And pulverize them Asia’s crowded And Europe’s too old Africa’s far too hot And Canada’s too cold And South America stole our name Let’s drop the big one There’ll be no one left to blame us We’ll save Australia Don’t want to hurt no kangaroo We’ll build an all American amusement park there They’ve got surfing, too Boom goes London And boom Paris More room for you And more room for me And every city the whole world round Will just be another American town Oh, how peaceful it’ll be We’ll set everybody free You’ll have Japanese kimonos, baby There’ll be Italian shoes for me They all hate us anyhow So let’s drop the big one now Let’s drop the big one now,
Or to hear him singign it:
with love, Ruth
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He had something to say about diminutive persons, too.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/short-people-lyrics-randy-newman.html
G:)