We received our Vegan Call-up.
We received our Vegan wake-up
call in the post just yesterday;
now we use Vegan soap and Vegan make up
all the day;
our food habits have drastically changed,
our ideals have been totally rearranged;
we are not the people that once we were;
we don’t eat animals, we don’t wear fur,
our shoes are made of recycled plants;
and we don’t talk about it,
if given half a chance.