“XP” #SoCS @LindaGHill
“Xpialidocious!” I waved my wand and the whole of the internet disappeared.
“How are you going to put it back together again?” queried Alice.
“Well…” I floundered. “Perhaps I can Google it?”
“Numpty!” said Alice.
The world had just become a quieter place.
Alice and I lived happily together until the unexpected storm blew our house down – and us with it.