Today, a little exam, quiz, or test for you.
NB I have given my answers for guidance – no copying, please.
Please try and answer all questions.
Question 1: Name a living poet.
Answer: Why? Haven’t they already got names? Ha! Only jesting – how about ‘Fred Shoreditch!’
Question 2: Why did the cat sit on the mat?
Answer: To help create poets the world over. If the cat had stood on the rug the whole world would be without poets… now there’s a thought.
Question 3 (in 2 parts): Why is 3 a magical number? Why isn’t 4,328 a magical number,
Answer: 3 – Because it is (see what I did there?) And 4,328 – isn’t because nobody has written a song about it.
Question 4 – There is no question 4 – Why is this?
Answer: Ha! Thought you’d catch me out, did you? There is no Question 4 because 3 is a magical number of questions.