Today, a little exam, quiz, or test for you.

Today, a little exam, quiz, or test for you.

NB I have given my answers for guidance – no copying, please.

Please try and answer all questions.

Question 1: Name a living poet.

Answer: Why? Haven’t they already got names? Ha! Only jesting – how about ‘Fred Shoreditch!’

Question 2: Why did the cat sit on the mat?

Answer: To help create poets the world over. If the cat had stood on the rug the whole world would be without poets… now there’s a thought.

Question 3 (in 2 parts): Why is 3 a magical number? Why isn’t 4,328 a magical number,

Answer: 3 – Because it is (see what I did there?) And 4,328 – isn’t because nobody has written a song about it.

Question 4 – There is no question 4 – Why is this?

Answer: Ha! Thought you’d catch me out, did you? There is no Question 4 because 3 is a magical number of questions.

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