‘Everything up north is monochrome’

‘Everything up north is monochrome’

‘Everything up north is monochrome’

I was told this by a chappie who lives there;

‘It’s all black and white,

but we like it, alright;

and it helps us to sleep well through t’ night.

Though… ‘ he said, having thought on a bit,

‘If we are the claret and blue loyal…’

and here his argument fell into pieces,

‘Dang! I’d have got away with saying it, if it hadn’t have been for those darn meeces!’

It was there that I realised

he had mixed up his kids’ TV references,

and I left the conversation at that.

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