Horus Gets to the Chorus

Horus Gets to the Chorus

“Don’t bore us, Horus,

just get to the chorus!”

shouted the Egyptian mob.

Upon which sentiment, Horus

did, indeed, get to the chorus;

which was all about having hecklers disembowelled whilst they still had the blood pumping round their bodies.

Horus never did have a sense of humour.

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