Dorothy The Seventh
They said it was the seventh,
they said it with authority;
I questioned how they knew this,
they said they’d been told by Dorothy.
I asked if they were friends of Dorothy,
they answered that they were;
I asked if they’d been Oztracised?
They looked at me with weary eyes,
and left me on the bench;
I wasn’t asked back there again
upon the eighth,
nor even the tenth,
and drank alone
my thirst to quench.