Aprille The Sixeth.
Aprille, whan those swote shoures fell;
back in thirteen-eighty somewhen –
Chaucer wrote about them (and it)
in his ‘Tales of Caunterbury’ –
and still to this day
we do get April shower every which way;
and April the Sixeth has been no different;
apart from it not raining, that is.
Roll on May,
roll on April the Seventh,
And let that be a lesson to you all.