“Daddy was a Bank-Robber!”
Daddy was a Bank-Robber
Mother was a Jones-Robinson
That’s why my surname is so long
Ian Maxwell Aloysius Bank-Robber-Jones Robinson!
And, talking of my imaginary father – which we were –
he never hurt nobody!
Which, as you can see, is a double-negative, meaning that he never ‘didn’t’ hurt no (or ‘any’) body or maybe he did and hurting ‘nobody’ means he was a kind and thoughtful bank-robber.
At least he wasn’t as grammatically mixed up as I am!