Here, Today, in Cornwall.
Inside it is calm
if a little cold;
Outside, Diana is banging on the doors, checking the windows for airtight seals, and throwing empty plant pots around the streets in a gay abandon.
The trouble is, if Diana gets a little more unruly, what damage will she deal out upon us.
Roll on Edith, Freya, Gloria, Hannah, Iris, Jane, Kathleen, Lita, Milldread, Norma, Ophelia, Petunia, Ruth… Spring!