In The Small Ads

In the small ads

“Do you want to buy a gate?”

“A socket set?”

“A broken plate?”

“Buy one of these, get the other shoe free!”

“You need one of these; actually, you really need three.”

“When it’s gone it’s… well, I shall be glad to have seen the last of it.”

“One good owner – which out of five is not bad.”

“Free to a good home – £20 to you.”

“Must sell as house needs tidying.”

“Must tidy as house needs selling.”

“He needs some attention – if you want him… you’re crazy.”

“Offers over 4p considered.”

“Must get rid – anybody up for a dodgy deal?”

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