Will & Ben: Renaissance Men – Smells.
Will & Ben: Renaissance Men
Will: A goose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Ben: Don’t you mean ‘Rose?’
Will: No., Ben. I mean ‘goose’.
Ben But, Geese smell… well, like geese!
Will: Very descriptive, Ben. But if a Rose were a goose, and roses were geese…? Do you see what I am saying? Do you smell what I do?
Ben: Will, sometimes you do speak a lot of nonsense.
Will: Quotable nonsense, Ben. Quotable nonsense. You smell like a dung-heap, Ben.
Ben: Ah! I see a dung-heap by any other name would smell- hold on, was that one of your insults, Will?
Will: Well, if I said that you smelled like a rose… you might have taken it as a compliment.
Ben: Oh, well, that’s alright then. Will. And by the way…
Will: Yes, Ben?
Ben: You stink!
Will: Touché, Ben. Touché!