“Carry On Writing!”
Sid walked into the room.
Kenneth, Kenny and Babs were sat at various tables reading the latest script
Babs has been cast as Elizabeth the First, Sid as Sir Really Rather-a-Wally, Kenneth as Lord Waltzinghome and Kenny as King Philip the Poor Second of Spain. The guest actor who was to be portraying a youngish William Shakeshaft was Ian Lavender.
The script called for many doublet-entendres and a smattering of smut and innuendo. This was obviously no surprise.
“To be or not to be…” exclaimed Ian, as he entered the room.
“Is this a dagger that I see before me?” Asked Babs. “Not ‘arf!” she laughed raucously.
It was going to be another one of those days.