“Even Nan’s Got Jeggings!”

“Even Nan’s Got Jeggings!”

“Even Nan’s got jeggings!”

“What? She has not!”

“Oh, yes, she has.

she bought them new

from a lady she knew

at the WI.”

“But, why?”

“The lady said:

‘a pair in red

will suit you, Edna Brown,

you’ll be the talk of the town!’

Nan paid cash,

off to change did dash

and hasn’t looked back since.

Now the people who stare

at her crimson derrière

cry out in disbelief

Or just wince.”

“Nan’s got jeggings!”

was heard through the day;

but nobody knew of her tats.

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