So, just on the vision of this front cover would you buy the book?
Or would you ask for more information?
Would you want to read an extract?
My task is to create a device for the safe eating of pasties (other food-stuffs are available) in Seagull-occupied areas.
If only I was an inventor…
And not a writer.
Might be good
With an area covered
Safe from attack
From the front
And the back.
With a space for the pastie to be held;
Like those masks
Of those people that weld;
But, with a little more space
For the pasty to face
Perhaps with a shelf inside
To rest the pasty
And maybe a light
For eating pasties at night.
What about a plastic Eagle
Perched upon the crown?
Seeing one of those might
Cause the seagull to think twice
About swooping down.
A Golden Eagle
With flapping wings
That you could operate
With carefully positioned strings.
And mirrors like you get on a Mod’s Lambretta
To allow for approaching seabird vigilance.
Thinking along these lines
Makes me feel better
That the ‘gulls can be deterred;
They won’t beat my Super-Gull-Proof Helmet;
They’re not that clever a bird…