I was attacked by a vampire butterfly, today!
Well, I think it was a vampire butterfly – it went straight for my neck;
though I’m not sure if it bit me or not,
as I can’t see any bite marks – they could be quite a small –
but, since then I have been avoiding the Sun,
and hearing the call
of an open coffin
In a dark crypt
within a Gothic mansion.
All of this is very well,
and I was truly fine with it;
until I found out that vampire butterflies do exist!