My legs have gone to sleep
and I just can’t wake them up;
I’ve tried pinching them gently,
making them tea in a cup;
but, one is snoring – the other is quiet –
have you an idea, I’m willing to try it.
I’ve set the alarm,
and whistled so loud,
one leg just muttered
“Is whistling allowed?”
I may be back in operation soon;
fully-fit and lumbering;
if I could wake but up these slumbering dogs,
one and two they are in numbering.
if you can’t beat them…