”The Crabs are coming!”

”The crabs are coming! And they’re beige!”

The cry was heard

the people fled

‘We’ll all be killed!’

was shouted in dread.

Guy N. Smith wrote

that the crabs will get you

again and again;

you can run away

but your flight is in vain.’

The ’sideways quislings’

(a phrase coined by Bill Bailey)

will always get you.

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2 responses to “”The Crabs are coming!”

  1. Oh no! Crabs! And beige crabs, at that! 😣

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