’Murder, She Texted.’

’Murder’, she texted;

but, auto-correct stepped in

and murder was not what she sent.

”Murmur? What can Jessica mean?”

There was a rumour going round that the butler did it;

but, the next text said it was the ’butter’

”What utter rubbish!” said the lieutenant of police ”I can’t believe it’s not Margory, the butler!”

Jessica explained it all by text,

the culprit was arrested, confessed, explained their reasons, and Jessica sent a 😀.


One response to “’Murder, She Texted.’

  1. Ha ha, eggs are sent, I mean excellent!

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