”Plant a banana!” she said to me.
Well, that’s what I thought she said – I was only half awake, and only half of that was listening.
”I shall!” I replied, with just a hint of Potassium and a modest soupçon of Irony on the side.
I did. And wasn’t surprised when it bloomed in the night; because, I wasn’t there to see such a sight.
”You fool!” she cried, tears in her eyes – I’d wound her up quite a bit.
”You’re a silly banana!” she said with a shake; then she split.