Did you send him a card?
It’s his birthday.
Wow! I didn’t know – how old is he?
He was born five hundred and fifty-four years ago.
Which makes him…?
If alive, he would be five hundred and fifty-four years old.
That’s a lot of candles!
It surely would be. But, he died in sixteen sixteen.
On his birthday.
That’s very sad. (there is a short pause) Before or after the cake?
I think it was during.
Death by Chocolate?
Sad, and yet, not totally.