If you want my advice… (take 2).

*I am now singing this extended ‘Advice’ in the style of Liza Minnelli – imagine!

Advice is free;

but, you don’t have to take it;

there’s no such thing as a free lunch, either;

it’s your bed, you lie in it;

but, are you going to make it?

Yes? No? Neither?

If you want my opinion…

If you want my advice…

You don’t need to ask once…

and certainly not twice…

Be-cause, you ain’t getting it,

so just be forgetting it,

or you could end up…

regretting it, the more.

Be-cause, I ain’t giving it,

look at me, am I living it?

You don’t want to end up…

like me, that’s for sure.

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