*key of CMaj / F with a G and Em in there somewhere.
I was singing sea shanties
With six or seven aunties
Somewhat salacious they were
We reached for the chorus
Let no one ignore us
We sang just like Harpers Bizarre
So, we were feelin’ groovy
Singing to be or do be
That is the question we asked
Shall we continue
Or stop things right here?
We find ourselves so sorely tasked.
If you’re asking the question,
May I make a suggestion
That you only take port in a storm
For the secret is out
It’s the main cause of gout
And Stilton is no good for Norm.