“Greetings, Earthling!”

“Good morning!”

“Good day?”

“Good afternoon?”

Oh, woe is me

If I “Good afternoon!” a minute too soon;

Or “Good morning!” a moment too late;

And I don’t do “Hello, mate!”

“How do?” Seems rural;

And ‘what’ is its plural

“How doos?”

These things have been sent to confuse

And, me, they doos – sorry, they ‘do’.

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