I’ve been learning my ABC
It’s not coming easy to me
What is first?
Oh, yes – A
I keep on trying to get it right
Learning to read before I can write
Learning to walk before I can run
But learning sucks – it’s no great fun.
A you’re an adorable apple
B you’re such a beautiful ball
Is C is Cauliflower’s ear?
I’d like to wander through
The Alphabagetti Stew
But, I keep forgetting Q
Oh, but silly me
It’s usually the letter after P.
Pity me –
I’ve been trying to learn my ABC