#SoCS Linda G Hill’s ‘Resolution’ See Here For Details
NB I set myself a 10-minute limit for these SoCS writes. If, at the end, am within a Gnat’s musical crotchet of finishing an idea, I mark where the timer hit 10-minutes and I may just round up the idea to the satisfaction of the discerning reader. G:)
Dear sir, we thank you for ‘all’ of your e-mails, letters, faxes and that telegram about your fascinating ideas for sorting out our problems.
We, however, regretfully are in no position to accept any of your stimulating solutions to the difficulties that we are experiencing as regards to our ‘occurrence’.
We also thank you kindly for the many diagrams and intriguing theories upon the creative uses of our current situation, against our possible (and potential) outcomes.
Nowhere in our vast repository of intelligence and recorded data is there anything at all in any way alike to your insinuating conclusions.
Furthermore, we appreciate all the pretty pastel pictures that you have sent us. We are sorry to say that, as we have no refrigerator doors to put them upon, we have put them in a drawer marked ‘pastel pictures’ – this just about sums up our dearth of ideas when it comes to creative labelling.
Please keep sending us your solutions to our problematic existences – we are desperate to move on from the stagnant mire where we seem to be bogged down.
PS if you could post your hokum to us in blue envelopes we could direct them more efficiently. That really* does sum us up, doesn’t it?
Yours, Solutions Inc.
*Timer sounded here.