A lot of nonsense

Do lizards have gizzards;

Or, I have to ask, do Wizards

Go out in blizzards?

Or do they not?

Do bats like gnats

And do they wear hats

When out on the town

Bats, that is, not gnats –

That would just be silly.

Do moles talk to voles

If they happen to pass

Like ships in the night

At dusk or first light?

And when is a glass

Half empty or full

Or not half empty at all?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

And what do you call a deer with no ideas?