A Bard Walked Into A Man…

Have you read this – I haven’t for a while; but, recently it popped up as a memory – Yay!

Graeme Sandford

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A bard walked into a man
“Excuse me.” said the bard.
“But I didn’t see
What I didn’t see
And I didn’t see you
As you bumped into me.”

“You bumped into ‘me!’ ”
Said the man with some ire
“You weren’t watching where you were going; you, sir, are a liar!”

“A liar?” quothed the bard
“I am no such thing
As three feet cross your yard,
From the three-legged moggie
That sups at your breast;
For you are a milk-sop!”
At this, the man was sore distressed

And thumped the bard

Hard

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