Their theme song
“Will and Ben
Will and Ben
Will and Ben are in conversation
Will: All at once, from every direction possibly imaginable, ‘nobody’ came running.
Ben: So, what did you do?
Will: I remained calm. I always say that, in those sorts of situations, ‘something’ will happen… or nothing will happen’. The world seems to work like that.
Ben: And ‘did’ anything happen?
Will: No, I stayed there awaiting a happening ; but, eventually I died of thirst… and hunger… or boredom.
Will: That was my thought, precisely, Ben. Wow!
There is a brief pause while Ben considers the conversation they have just had.
Ben: You do talk some waffle, Will
Will: i do, Ben, I most certainly do.