Leak Sausage Vs Beefy the Beef Sausage #UKSausageWeek


#UKSausageWeek
The strong sausage was bullying the weak one again.
‘Leaks! You’ve got a body made of leaks! What are you? A vegetable? You don’t deserve the name of sausage!”
The weak leek sausage wilted like a week-old lettuce under this fierce onslaught – 

He thought about the time before Beefy arrived in the fridge.
But, that was days ago – when would Beefy get eaten, or go out of date and be thrown.
Best Before… ha!
Leak Sausage knew that he was a long-life creation; Beefy’s days were numbered.
And Leak Sausage knew that it was very unlikely that he would be eaten anytime soon – Beefy was right on one level.

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2 responses to “Leak Sausage Vs Beefy the Beef Sausage #UKSausageWeek

  1. seems so delicious 🙂

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