Witch the Dickens!

#SoCS Oct. 28/17 – Which/Witch/Wich
Linda’s back with another great #SoCS prompt!

Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “which/witch/wich.” Start your post with the word “which” and try to fit the word “witch” in somewhere if you can. Bonus points if you use a word that ends in “wich.” As an added rule this week, you will lose all the points you’ve ever earned if you type “which witch is which” anywhere in your post. Have fun!
Thanks to Linda for the prompt and to Ritu for the prod.

Witch the Dickens!

G: I am writing about a witch; but, I’m not sure what sort of a witch to write about…
J: How do you think your witch should be?
G: Like the witch in that Charles Dickens novel.
J: Which witch was was that?
G: You know! The one in Great Expectorations.
J: Expectations! 
G: Whichever. I was almost right. Like that one.
J: There are no witches in Great Expectations. I don’t think there is a single witch in the whole of the Dickens canon.
G: You shouldn’t put witches in cannons – they may blow up on you!
J: Not that sort of cannon, ditherwit! His writing canon – all the words that he ever wrote.
G:) What? And he never wrote ‘witch’ in any of them?
J: No.
G: Apart from the witch in Grape Exceptions!
J: There is no witch in Grape- sorry, but there is no witch in Great Expectations!
G: Yes there is – Magwitch!
J: Oh, very droll – off to the hulks with you!
G: Witch one?

2 responses to “Witch the Dickens!

  1. *cough cough* Great Expectorations, that was funny!

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