Took us over bath
And then the route went veering away;
Almost nearing the bay of Beirut
Before Lahore beckoned the plane.
Soaring over Singapore we were unsure of where we were
Or where we were going to;
Timbuktu Peru, Woolloomooloo?
What a to-do!
Enough fuel to get us
Nearly to Peking
We started seeking an aviation-fuel station;
But, the pilot had a Can on board, so we worried no more.
Finally flying into LA
We realised that we
Really wanted to visit
Pisa; but, no one had a visa, so we just stayed on the plane
Until it took us home again.