As I Was Going To St. Ives…


As I was going to St. Ives

I met a man with seven knives –

He was a chef,

And he was deaf;

I asked him if his name was Jeff;

He said “NO!

IT’s JEFF-RO!

MY BROTHER IS JEFF;

BUT, HE’S NO CHEF!

AND HE’S NOT DEAF!”
Many years later I heard that the deaf chef, Jeff-ro

That I had met on my way to St. Ives

Carrying his seven knives, 

Had killed a man

In America…
…with his cooking.
Jeff-ro

Was now on deff-ro.
Jeff-ro! 

That man that I met 

As I was going to St.Ives.

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3 responses to “As I Was Going To St. Ives…

  1. this made me laugh, hubbies name is Jeff and he is the chef, and he has more than 7 knives (Cutco ones at that) but he has never killed a man….oh, and he’s a bit hard of hearing but not quite deaf yet.

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