Is it all too easy,
Or do you really have to try hard?
Can you become the Bard
Of Liskeard by Merit?
I’d really like to be the Bard of Liskerrett!
Do you have to write poems on all the local places?
Use local words and gild it with ansom traces?
Do you have to sleep with the mayor and his wife…
In your thoughts;
To write a Sonnet upon their life?
(A-hem! What minds you have).
I really want to be the Bard of Liskeard!
Sing the above
And twirl in dances…
What are my chances?
I really want to be
The Bard of PL13…
So please, please
Vote for me
Because I want to be
The Bard of Liskeard.