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It was ‘imultaneous,

And at the same time, too;

And we were both ‘mortalised

In a museum

That was ‘mpecably

Organised.
Our ‘mages

Hung upon the wall

For all and sundry to see

I was to the left of you;

You to the right of me;

And there we hung

Around all day

And no-one came to see

The ‘mages of you and I

Oh woe is you and me.
And at closing time

The guard came round

And with ne’er a glance

He locked the doors

Of the museum’s new W.C.

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