An Audience With…


There was an audience

Who were good at one-hand clapping

Whilst the other was tapping out an S.O.S.

Yes, that audience

Was there for the craic

(Pronounced ‘crack!’)

And were taken aback

At my lack

Of yakkety-yak!

And my puns

They were not appreciated

By all and sundry

As they were

Poor to say the least –

“The least!”

They called me.

And worse.

Perhaps that will pay me

Not to rehearse.

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