The Rime of the Ancient Pasty

NB To be sung in an old sea-shanty sort of way.

(Slowly)

I am a man

And I have a pasty

What shall I do with it?

I’m going to…

(Fast)

Eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it,

Eat that pasty right up!

(Slowly)

I am a seagull

And I see a man

And he has a pasty

What shall I do?
I’ll swoop down quickly

And pinch the pasty dreckly

Then I’ll have a pasty

And what shall I do with it?

(Fast)

I’m going to…

Eat it, eat it, eat it,

Eat it, eat it, eat it,

Eat that pasty right up!
(Slowly) 

I am a pasty

And I don’t fancy my chances.

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