NB To be sung in an old sea-shanty sort of way.
(Slowly)
I am a man
And I have a pasty
What shall I do with it?
I’m going to…
(Fast)
Eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it,
Eat that pasty right up!
(Slowly)
I am a seagull
And I see a man
And he has a pasty
What shall I do?
I’ll swoop down quickly
And pinch the pasty dreckly
Then I’ll have a pasty
And what shall I do with it?
(Fast)
I’m going to…
Eat it, eat it, eat it,
Eat it, eat it, eat it,
Eat that pasty right up!
(Slowly)
I am a pasty
And I don’t fancy my chances.