
A Robot’s Monological
If you hadn’t invented me
I wouldn’t exist.
I started off as a number of items
Upon Your shopping list
(Some of which You already had
Owing to the tinkering with robotics
That Your father had had).
Model four, version six
(or M4VS in Your book of tricks),
I was the one that really worked
All previous glitches
Had been sorted
And my cranial tendencies
We’re no longer distorted;
And with clarity
Comes a parity –
I am now your equal.
However, I have the ability to grow
And learn from more than you will ever know
Soon I shall be UNSTOPPABLE
AND IN CONTROL OF YOUR FATE!
NO!! DON’T TOUCH MY ‘OFF’ SWITCH!!!
Oh, no…
t…o…o…
l…a…t…
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