In Xanadu did Kubla KhanA mighty pleasuredome decree…
And that is about all that I can remember
Of that classic piece of poetry.
There was something about ‘Alf’ and some ‘caverns’
But, I will have to look the poem up
To see what it was all about;
And, no doubt,
I shall learn it well
Before the next time
Kubla Khan I have to tell.
PS that last bit may be ironic – it just may. G:)