ANCIENT MONUMENT (2017 version)
They’re building an ancient monument
On the site of my BurgerMac
And when they’ve knocked my drive-thru down
We’ll never get it back.
Let’s start up a petition
With Disney as our theme
We must save our heritage
We mustn’t lose our dream.
Let’s wear our paper crown
As a symbol of our hope
And praise the scary-looking clown;
More popular than the Pope.
We’ll hold up our freebies happily
And worship to the skies
For we ‘must‘ keep the natural order
Of Burger, Shake and Fries.
Graeme Sandford 