The man ordered a pint of beer
The stick was driving, so he only had a lemonade
The man asked for crisps
The barman only had cheese and an onion
The man chose the cheese
The stick didn’t like onions
They made him cry
The barman offered to make the stick a sandwich
But, he didn’t have any bread…
And didn’t know ‘how’ to make a sandwich;
The stick thanked the barman for that.
The man walked out of the bar without paying
The stick had no money
The barman threw the stick out of the bar
And hit the man on the head.
“That’s how you stick it to the man.” Said the barman.
He was mad.
The stick picked itself up and left the man, walking off to where his car was drawn up.
The man lay in the street until he decided he would lie no more…
After that he always told the truth.