Stayed in and watched the telly
Even though the room was smelly
He said his life was ‘fun’.
His Italiano ‘Mama’
Surveyed his lack of drama
And sighed, the way that Italiano Mama’s do;
And cooked Gino up in a nice bowl of her ragu.
NB adding the word ‘in’ to the last line made a big difference to the tone of this piece. G:)