Or a flat battery
Will get you nowhere
Or everywhere –
I am never sure which.
If you need to go to the cattery…
I presume you have a cat –
Or want one.
It has come to my inattention quite recently
That I have unnoticed
And unobserved others;
This has lead to little
Or no noticeable difference;
Therefore, I would like to apologise for this
And hope that any effects
Not felt by this deplorable lack (upon my part)
Are soon indissipated
By a passing thought
That I may (or may not)
Have once had (or not).
For an explanation of the above
Please enclose a signed and addressed envelope
And send it somewhere.
Wait 28 days for receipt of the envelope
A further 28 days for your ‘calm-down’ or ‘cool down’.
If after a further 28 days
You have heard nothing
Be not surprised
As surprises are potentially harmful.
Please see over for your options to continue this journey.
We thank you for travelling with us and look forward to the future.