A Seagull Ate My Pasty (a true story)


A seagull ate my Pasty

On the seafront the other day

He swooped right down

All uninvited

And stole my snack away.

“Oi!” I called out to him,

“You greedy little…

…Bird!”

He didn’t take any notice;

But, I’m sure the blighter heard,

As he finished off my pasty;

Then he flew off, heading south

With a crust of what was once my pasty

Still stuck out of his mouth.

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