A Wonky Octopus / Save the Hedgehog


Me: Everybody needs…?
Audience: A wonky octopus!
Me: Everybody wants…?
Audience: A wonky octopus!
Me: Everybody has…?
Audience: A wonky octopus!
Me: Seriously? You all have a wonky octopus? It’s not a euphemism, you know!
Me: Everybody is…?
Audience (building to. Crescendo): A won-ky oc-to-pus!
NB Then we go straight into a chorus of ‘Save the Hedgehog’

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